Heeeeeey, well I just thought I'd put this in the develop your story section since it's actually a story under development by many people (or at least meant to be xD)
Hope you find it funny and enjoyable!!!
Canon StoryChapter 1 "Petrichor" by FireblazerSpoiler
Sunny yet cloudy I could see the great farm of "Petrichor" in the horizon, "We finally made it sasuke-kun!! We made it!!"that is Poopy, he's nuts but fun to have around, and he keeps calling me different anime names... for god's sakes.... I don't even watch anime... And my name's Ripper...
"C'mon!! Use your INSTANT TRANSMISSION!!!" Poopy put his 2 fingers to his head and fell off his horse and started running around... I guess that was his way of using instant transmission...
We had been looking for the petrichor farm for means of conquering new land... Me and Poopy were noble land pirates you see, and we were determined to conquer the world, acre by acre.
"POOPY! That's not a zampaktou... jesus christ... put that back on the floor..."
We started walking towards petrichor, we could smell the fertile land, the animals, poopy's weird herb scent, and most importantly... RICHES...
"NOBODY MOVE!!! THIS IS A RAID!!"
Nope that wasn't us... you see we had competition as land pirates... those were the Lost, they had 300 members and growing... me and poopy didnt stand a flying chance...
"Goddammit poopy, they beat us to it... AGAIN"
"NOBODY CAN BEAT US IF WE KEEP THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!"
"sigh... goddammit poopy"
The Lost were now finishing up taking everything by sacks, one glimpse at us and we were dead meat,
"Alright poopy do as I say, walk towards the barn and don't say anything"
Poopy and us both proceeded to hide in the barn... dammit this was the third time we lost a good raid, but we can't cry over spilled milk... although poopy did do that once...
"A COW!!! HUE HUE HUE HUE"
"POOPY I SAID DON'T SAY ANYTHING"
"But I didn't say that word Ripper... I said cow"
"POOPY I SWEAR TO GOD!"
The Lost noticed us! they walked towards the barn and aimed towards the doors
"WHO'S IN THERE!!"
Thoughts raced through my head... what should I say...
"IT'S POOPY AND RIPPER!!! HUE HUE HUE!!!"
"POOPY!!!"
"I still didn't say that word you didn't want me to say Madara!! I'm awesome!"
"So it's you 2 idiots, get out and put your hands in the air"
The Lost member opened the barnyard door and waved his gun around,
"What're we gonna do poopy?"
"Use your Geass Kaneki!!!"
"I can't do that poopy..."
"I SAID GET OUTTA THERE AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!"
My heart was racing, were our days as land pirates over?
"Wait, I have an idea Itachi!"
"You better speak now poopy!"
Poopy proceeded to point to a hole at the back of the barn... it was big enough for us to escape through,
"GET OUT BY THE TIME I COUNT TO 5 OR I SHOOT YOU BOTH TILL YOURE GROUNDED MEAT!"
We prepared to dash to the hole and make our grand escape,
"But i didnt do anything wrong... why would I be grounded sasuke?"
"Poopy just shut up and RUN!!!"
We dashed as fast as we could towards the hole and slid our way out of the barn the Lost noticed and raced to the back of the barn shooting but they were too late, we stole a parked motorcycle and raced outta there like there was no tomorrow...
"WE DID IT ASH!!"
"Hell yea we did poopy!"
We reached the place where we had left our horses and escaped into the forest, we should reach the hideout before nightfall, hopefully tomorrow we find a good raid, or at least some food... or mangas for poopy, assuming he really does read them.... Whichever way, we still had an entire future ahead of us... as powerful land pirates....
Chapter 2 "Poopy?" by FireblazerSpoiler
*1 year before first chapter*
Aghhh, I don't wanna wake up... daylight bothers me...
"Yo ripper wake up"
"aghhhh, stop bothering me popper"
popper was like a brother to me, an obnoxious brother, but one nonetheless.
We were both born orphans and never really followed rules, ever since we escaped the orphanage we started living in the woods and raided rich people passing by the trade routes...
"I cooked some birds Ripper, hurry up and eat before we miss Michelin"
"Fine fine...."
Raiding michelin was gonna be no easy task, that guy was fatter than a hippo, one sit and we'd be squished to death... also his guards had cool weapons...
Well at least I'll have a good breakfa....
"PFFFTUYBSJB, JESUS CHRIST POPPY THAT WHAT KINDA BIRD IS THAT?"
It tasted HORRIBLE, like the caretaker's skunk medicine except it wasnt even healthy
"C'mon ripper It's not that bad... see?"
He took one giant bite...
"hmmmm.... That gruh, tastes veeery.... good... ugh"
His eye started slowly twitching
"You know what Rip? Let's get some berries on our way to the trade route... my treat"
"Agreed"
As planned we were at the trade route right before michelin's planned pass time, and we silently waited behind a bush...
"Yo popper"
"What?"
"I hear this guy has over 100 wives, you think it's because of his money?"
"it can't be because of anything else can it?"
"Well some women like 'em meaty ya know?"
"...let's leave this conversation for another day"
We held a steel string across the path, one of us on each side... hopefully that's be enough get the horses tripping...
We had to wait quite a while but there he was, Michelin, unaware of our presence, his horses came close to the string and....
"NOW POPPER!!!"
We both advanced with the string to trip the horses, but the power from them was too strong, and it sent both of us flying, poppy flew headfirst into a tree. Now the guards were aware of our presence...
"POPPY!! POPPY ARE YOU OKAY!!"
"STOP RIGHT THERE YOU SCOUNDRELS!"
The guards pointed their carabines at me... poppy was completely inresponsive...
"WHO ARE YOU VILLAIN!?"
"Ehrmm, Ripper?"
Michelin was apparently sleeping the whole time, the argument awoke him
"What iuue.... what is all that ruckus out there?"
OH NO, Michelin was aware of us now, goddammit, what could I do? I saw poppy standing up from the corner of my eye...
"Yo poppy you ok?"
He had his usual goggles on now, he only wore them for raids... he started mumbling...
"P-- Poopy?"
"ANOTHER VILLAIN!! STOP HIM!!!"
Dammit now they were pointing their carbines at popper too...
"DO SOMETHING POPPY!!"
Popper ran up a tree while laughing like a maniac...
"POPPER THIS IS NO TIME FOR GAMES!!!"
"HANDS IN THE AIR VILLAINS!!! OTHERWISE WE SHOOT!!!"
Dammit, our days as outlaws were over now, I was to be shot and left in the woods...
"POOPY TO THE RESCUEEEEE!!!!!! BAAAAAAN.... KAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!"
One huge tree branch fell on all the guards' heads, Michelin opened to the door to his carriage
"WHAT IS THIS!? GUARDS!!! GUARDS!!!!"
All the guards were knocked out by popper's sudden attack... He was acting strange though, this was unlike him
"OOHHH!! IT'S DODORIA!!!"
He started pointing towards Michelin
I took advantage of the moment and proceeded to enter michelins cart and point a guard's gun at him
"Don't move fatty, give us everything you carry!"
Michelin started trembling, although with all those extra layers of skin he seemed to be vibrating....
"HA-HAVE IT ALL!!"
A coconut suddenly fell on his head
"BEGONE DODORIA!!"
"POPPY WHAT THE HELL!!! YOU COULD KILL HIM LIKE THAT!!"
"Who's poppy?"
Huh? what was wrong with popper?
"C'mon man this is no time for games"
"HAI OKUMURA-KUN!"
"What?"
"No I'm Poopy!"
"..."
Something was definitely wrong with Popper... But we had the loot in our hands now so we took the sacks and ran away before any trade guard meddled around the area...
Once we reached our small hideout I analyzed the situation with popper...
"LOOK IT'S A BIRD! HUE HUE HUE HUE"
He wasn't ok at all... what could it have been?
I kept thinking and then it finally came to me... That blow to his head, when the horses overpowered our steel string... Had i lost popper forever?
"Yo Sasuke-sama senpai san!! Look at all the gold we have!!"
"Umm, yea... By the way, do you feel alright popper?"
"I told you Kira-san, my name's poopy"
"poopy..."
I didn't know what to do, SHould I leave him behind? should I try to cure him? but that's impossible now... I kept thinking until I remembered...
I remembered when we made a promise that we'd be brothers no matter what, that we'd look out for each other, that everything would be cool... I looked at the self-named Poopy and smiled
"Poopy huh? Sounds decent enough for an outlaw....
what do you wanna do next?"
"I WANNA BE A PIRATE AND FIND THE ONE PIECE!!!"
Apparently alll the anime he watched had become his main line of thought...
"Ehrmmm... We can't do that poopy, the sea is several miles away... However now... I have an idea..."
The idea was clear in my head now... I'd heard of a few so-called "special kind of outlaws" in the area, it sure was a tempting thought...
"C'mon Kurai-san tell me!"
I took a heroic pose as I told poopy my marvelous idea
"Poopy.... WE'RE GONNA BE LAND PIRATES!!!"
Chapter 3 "Letters to a Little Brother" by Akane Kuromai Spoiler
GOMU GOMU NO BANKAI. NO JUTSU!!! GETSU- OUCH!" The young straight and sturdy man flicked the noisy slouching one. I jumped into a bush, slowly and quietly put some diamonds back in my pouch. I was on my way back to HQ after successfully raiding some rich white men. Today's income was rather extraordinary, for I hadn't just stumbled across the usual rich white men, I had stumbled across them in their mansion! I'm sure you haven't seen a mansion before, because their really rare. They're huge, gigantic doll houses with tons of jewels. These jewels are so rich and beatiful but so tiny! They remind me of you sometimes! Anyways, I jumped into the bush as two young men were approaching. The noisy slouching one had black hair, and was carrying a giant sack and wore a brown jacket with goggles as if he was trying to copy some Shounen Jump hero and he had a knife on his waist. The other straighter slender man (yeah, just like the game I gave you.) with purple hair, wore a scarf, cape and utility belt. They were either hardcore cosplayers or pirates. Despite how silly they seemed, they could have been rather dangerous, that's why I hid. Although they were walking, it seemed like they weren't going anywhere.
"INTRUDER! ALERT! INTRUDER! ALERT! WHOOP! WHOOP! Sasuke, use your jutsu!" shouted the slouching one. I thought I was a goner!
The straighter one, Sasuke, turned around and snapped, "Shut the hell up! Do you want us to get caught?! This is our first successful raid since the start of the year and now you wanna ruin it?! Grr! Poopy, why must you always be so-"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!" Yes, I'm sure you can recognize the famous hyena laugh. The pair jumped, whipping out their weapons, as a young dark-skinned girl popped out, screaming with laughter. "You guys- hehehe- have only successfully done one raid?! Hihihi, ohohoho, my little brother could do better than that! Haahaahaahha! I thought you guys were the real deal-hihih-but you're worse than plain cosplayers!" That's right, I had ruined my own mission. It was funny!
"Oh yeah?" The slouching one, Poopy (I'm sure their parents hated them to give them such names. Or they could have just had a bad sense of naming), retorted. "What can a skinny black girl like you do? I'm sure you're only here cause your family wasn't lucky enough to become slaves!(You are very lucky to not be a slave!!!)Do you want us to steal your pouch?"
I was still giggling before I replied. "One, I'm not black, I'm dark-skinned. Two, my family has enough money to not become slaves or send me out for food. I'm here entirely for myself! Three, what could you two do? Cosplayers!"
Sasuke sniffed and rolled his sleeves up. "That's it! I am a pirate, not a goddamn cosplayer! And you are going down! Killbot, attack!"
Out of his utility belt came a small robot. Now, you know all small robots are dangerous. They have a special lazer that could blast every bone, every tissue connecting your leg to your foot to ashes. Of course, I couldn't lose my cool in front of some dorks, so I stood my ground like the strong independant woman I am. The robot powered up and everything, the green light visible and I want to rip my black hair that was tied in a bun and run like a mad man. Just when it was about to shoot, the light died down and the robot slurred, "Looooooow Baaaaatteeeer-"
"Oh, damn it!" Sasuke cursed. "Go, Poopy!"
"Yesu my lordu! Hyaaaaa!" Poopy charged recklessly with his knife, thrusting it crazily and he cut my arm. There was a big wound and all. The awful brute! I wasn't crying though, dust got into my eye when that stupid pooey cosplayer charged! Anyhow, the two ugly 'pirates' apologized, put a bandage around my wound and gave a ruby (Not because I was crying. Dust. Got. Into. My. Eye. Your big sister has never cried and never will!)
And that concludes my fifteenth adventure! I hope Mama is all right (but don't tell her I said that!) and your okay. I think I'll send some sweets with this chapter letter. Stay good and I'll bring lots of jewels back after my adventure!
Love from your amazing pirate sister, Avalon
Chapter 4 "A Big Raid" by FireblazerSpoiler
*back to present day poopy and Ripper*
It was early... too early... dammit I couldn't get last night off my head...
It was a good raid and all but... That girl...
"INTRUDER! ALERT! INTRUDER! ALERT! WHOOP! WHOOP! Sasuke, use your jutsu! HUE HUE HUE"
"SHUT THE HELL UP! Do you want us to get caught?! This is our first successful raid since the start of the year and now you wanna ruin it?! Goddammit Poopy, why must you always be so loud!"
She suddenly appeared outta nowhere while laughing in such a strange and spine-chilling way. Her dark skin and awesome moves though... Oh my god...
Wait.... She could be dangerous... both Poopy and me took out our weapons...
"AIZEN SAMA SENPAI KUN SAN!!!! LOOK!!"
Poopy interrupted my thoughts as usual, he started pointing somewhere downhill.
I stood up and... JESUS CHRIST!! IT'S THE LOST!!!
Did they know we had a succesful raid!? Did they come to steal our riches!?
"Poopy go in the hideout and look after our loot, I'll keep watch from the pine tree!"
"HAAAAIII"
The Lost were getting closer, they could just be passing by, but this route was a very unused one... dammit... Our luck was diminishing... My thoughts shifted once again to last night's occurence...
"...KILLBOT ATTACK!!!"
HAH! I had her now for sure!! We had no time to waste and my trusty robot's paralyzing ray was sure to---
"Lowwww... Bateeryy....."
We're screwed
"DAMN IT! GO POOPY!!"
"YESU MY LORDU!!"
He charged super fast with his knife and slit her arm... perhaps he overdid it a bit but at least we--- wait... is she crying?
Poopy pepared for a second attack
"GETSUGA TENSHOU!!!!"
"WAIT POOPY!!!"
I couldn't stand seeing her cry... I don't know why... This wasn't my usual awesome pirate self...
"We're sorry!! No! Ehhrm-- I mean, You aren't really interfering with us so we'll let you off the hook!!"
I took out a bandage and attempted to heal her arm... I'm becoming too soft...
"So ehrmmm... What's your name?"
She didn't speak a word... I guess I wouldn't either...
"LET'S GO BACK TO NAMEK ICHIGO!!!! WE NEED TO TAKE THESE MILENNIUM PARTS BACK!!!"
"Just wait a while poopy"
Just who was this girl? dammit... I guessed I wouldn't find out... We had to go back to the hideout after all...
The sound of the motorcycles took me away from my thoughts, The Lost were getting too close!!! They were right on our hideout's road when...
THEY JUST RACED PAST!? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
The Lost now disappeared into the distance... what the hell was that? Where were they going?
Poopy shot out of the hideout...
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!.... huh? yo Kami, where did those guys go?"
"No idea Poopy, but something's for sure... wherever they go... good loot is found..."
I climbed higher up in the pine tree to take a look at what was going on beyond the forest... If we raided somewhere before the Lost got to it then maybe we could take some hefty winnings again, hehehe...
I saw some color in a distant hill, I pulled out my binoculars to see better and then it struck me...
"It's september..."
"WHAT KEI!!!??"
Poopy couldn't hear from the floor, but I was too happy to care!
"IT'S SEPTEMBER POOPY!!! SEPTEMBER!!!"
It was the month of festivities, but that wasn't the important part... Many rich and powerful people came for the festivities, with lots and loots and lots of gold...
I came down the tree as quickly as I could,
"WE HIT THE JACKPOT POOPY!!!"
"But wouldn't a pot break if we hit it sasuke-kun?"
"NOT THIS ONE MY FRIEND!!"
We quickly prepared our gear and horses, we were ready to go now! I took one final look back downhill to check if anyone was coming an---
is that who I think it is? I pulled out my binoculars to take a better look. Someone was laying flat on the ground downhill, they seemed hurt, and judging from what I could see, my suspicions were right...
"It's that girl poopy!!!"
Poopy turned to see her
"BUT WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO HIT A POT OVER THERE RIN-SAN?"
he pointed towards the opposite direction, where the festival was being held... and he was right...
If we helped the girl we would lose time and be too late for a good raid in the festival, but If we went to the festival and left her behind she could... die...
What should i do?
I thought for a while...
The Lost were more likely to make a raid till tomorrow, they couldn't all just barge in at once after all, the Guard would finish them off if they did that... And that meant we had time for a good raid today, the Guard wouldn't take 2 guys like me and Poopy into account... But everything would need to happen fast... I let poopy know of my plan,
"Here's the plan poopy, you go to the festival as fast as you can and find a good place to raid, the Lost will make a stop and hopefully raid till tomorrow, which means we must raid tonight... I'll go get that girl first, and then I'll catch up to you ok?"
"HAAAAI OKUMURA-KUN!"
Poopy rode off towards the festival...
"HUE HUE HUE, WE'LL HIT THAT POT GOOD!!!"
Sending poopy alone worried me... but the girl worried me more...
But why? I didn't even know her....
Dammit, it didn't matter now, I started racing downhill on my trusty white stallion and hoped I wasn't too late...
Everything had to be quick and precise...
Chapter 5 "Confusion" by Fireblazer NEW!!!Spoiler
CHAPTER 5
OH... DAMN...
Clothing!? Are you serious!? I had run all the way downhill and potentially ruined our raid for clothing!?
Oh man... dammit... From afar it had looked like a person was laying flat on the ground, but as it turns out it was just random black clothing the Lost had probably dropped on their way!
I stopped thinking about the stupid mistake I had made and hopped on my horse to ride towards the festival, I had no time to waste anymore...
I was ready to go but.. my head started swirling... I felt dizzy and I could feel a sharp pain in my leg...
***
When I woke up I panicked as now I could see a dark sky above me... IT WAS NIGHT!?
Oh damn, damn, dammit all! At least I was still in the field...
I felt a strong sting in my leg and looked up to check, a well-sized dart stuck to it and the clothing had completely vanished... the clothing on the ground of course, I was glad to know my own clothing was still on me.
I checked my pockets and my belt, but strangely, everything was there... damn I didn't have time to think it over...
To my delight I could see my horse standing a few yards away from me. They didn't take him either...
It didn't matter now... I had to ride towards the festival as fast as I could, the planned raid was over now of course, but I still had to go and get Poopy out....
God knows what he's done by now...
As I rode closer to the festival I could hear the joyous music and singing, dishes clattering and cups clinking, it was a happy place, one that would be not so happy the day after, when the Lost decided to make their move... as well as the hangover...
I was just outside the walls now, there was security at the gates so I had to act as casual as possible... I took a noble pose and swung my cape back,
"Ehrrmm... Hello good men! Jolly good day we're having huh?"
"Arrest him"
Crap...
"WAIIT WAIT NOO! I DEMAND A TRIAL!"
Another guard ran towards us shouting,
"STOP! STOP I SAY! He's the one! The one he told us about!"
The guards held a dreadful look on their faces as they stared at me... Perhaps I looked like a noble or something? I mean I looked great but hey this nobility level recognition was unexpected hehe...
"We're terribly sorry sir, we shall lead you into the main event... Please forgive our terrible rudeness"
Hmm perhaps we could still go through with this raid after all, these people thought I was someone important so it shouldn't be hard to sneak into some gold-filled places now... Damn this day had a nice shift... But where was Poopy now?
The guards had led me to a well lit area in which many people danced and drank...
"Please wait here until the presentation starts, Good Sir"
Oooh, I was starting to like this nice treatment... I could see various beer barrels nearby... hmmm... Hey why not? I grabbed a large mug and filled it to the brim,
"How much will it be?" I asked the seller,
"Oh no Good Sir for you it's free of charge!"
Huh!? Even this guy knew me? Man I might be dreaming or something...
"Thank you all for coming today! The festivities have been more blissful than ever and now we have been assured of their long-lasting happiness!
Huh? A loud voice came from the castle-looking structure in front of this well-lit area... Perhaps this presentation was what the guards talked about... I guess I could watch it for a while before looking for Poopy...
Something intrigued me though... Assured of it's long lasting happiness? What was that supposed to mean?
"We introduce you to the hero who made this possible!"
The large wooden doors of the palace opened and a bunch of guards came out and formed two parallel rows, in the middle the apparent "hero" was to be presented... So it was this guy who had assured happiness huh? Well I better take a look at him...
"Ladies and gentlemen... Lord P!"
I spit out my beer in disbelief... Could it be? I hadn't heard that name in a long time... They can't... be serious...
The guards spaced out and I could see this hero's face clearly now.
Oh... my... god... It IS him... It was... Poopy...
"Thanks to Lord P, the festival will now and forever be free of the constant insecurity brought to us by the land pirates known as the Lost!"
Wha- bu- I di- ... What the hell happened while I was asleep!?
Poopy smirked at the public as they roared with happiness,
"Sir Ripper, come forward" said a tall guard,
They know my name too...
"YO RIPPER IT'S ME!!!"
Poopy ran towards me as everyone cheered him on, loud as ever... Was I still asleep out there in the field or something? Or was I really dead? Also.... had Poopy just called me by my actual name?
I leaned towards him,
"Poopy what the hell is going on? how did you do this!?"
He gave me a happy glance... And instantly my heart sank... I hadn't seen that look in... more than a year...
"Hehe, you know how I go Rip... Plus I've always wanted to be called Lord P... Remember?"
He smiled widely... It was him... It was Popper...
"How... What did you do? How did you..."
He put his hand on my shoulder,
"Calm down Rip, I'll tell you more about it later, but for now..."
He held up his arms and shouted,
"... LET'S PARTY!"
The people lifted their drinks in the air and cheered Popper in one voice....
This day couldn't get stranger... but of course... it did.
I now spotted what seemed to be that girl again, in the crowd... Staring directly at us in awe...
Damn that dart must have had more than just sleeping fluid...
Spin-offs and Add-onsSpin-off 1 "Children Will Be Children" by Acnalagon BlackSpoiler
As poopy and ripper were coming home, their father was watching them from the window.
"Look at those 2. When will they stop with those childish games. Its about time those two began acting their age"
Their mother was coming in from hanging the clothes and over heard his mumbling.
"Now Stewart, theres nothing wrong with having a little fun. Especially at their age. Now stop your whining and come help me fold these clothes won't yah darling?"
Humbled, Stewart followed his wife into the living room. After half an hour or folding laundry, he found new strength in his argument.
" Listen Marge, all I'm saying is that I think Poppy and Ripper's talk of being land pirates is extremely unhealthy. Especially with the Lost raiding more and more farms these days. They might get themselves in real trouble these days. I know Ripper can take care of himself, but Poopy is a whole other story."
Marge sighed and looked Stewart dead in the eye.
"Now listen, I'm not saying I'm not worried for our boys safety, but they is boys after all and they gotta learn to be brave and strong somehow if they can't learn it from you."
Stewart winced at the obvious insult, but he wasn't about to back down so easily.
"Fine. But that still doesn't change the fact that Poopy is too much of an anime addict. He calls all of us weird names for Pete sake!!!"
Marge let out the most amused laugh one could have hoped to hear when she heard Stewart's retort.
"Oh please dear husband of mine, you're the last person on earth to be talking about being 'too much of an anime addict'. When I met you, your room was filled with anime memorabilia. Heck, your so called 'man cave' is filled with posters of anime girls."
Stewart's gaze fell to the floor. He knew he was being had. But he had one final card in his hand.
"Okay,fine, you have a point there. But Poppy needs to dial it down a bit. Besides, whose bright idea was it to name the child Poppy of all things? Oh that's right it was your idea. I can't imagine how much the kids at school make fine of poor,poor Poopy."
Stewart smiled. He may have lost the argument on a whole, but at least he was leaving with the last laugh. He looked at Marge, who looked a bit flustered, and began to realize that he might have taken things too far. Promptly, Marge composed herself and gave him the most accusing of glares.
" At least Poopy sounds civilized. It was your genius idea to name our other son Ripper. He sounds like a criminal for gods sake. So you are even stupider for thinking that 'Ripper' was a good name for a child."
As if waiting for their cue, Poopy and Ripper came bursting through the door. Poopy of course was the one making noise.
"GOOD EVENING MOTHER-SAN AND FATHER-SAN. OUR RAID FAILED AGAIN BECAUSE OUR RIVALS GOT TO THE SPOT FIRST"
Ripper was quick to jab Poopy in the ribs.
"Jaja jaja. Poopy shutup, it was just a game. You always take it way too seriously. Now let's go upstairs and take a bathe. I'm sweating from all that playing."
"Okay Naruto. Sorry I just get excited with our games. Let's go."
The pair marched into the house. Avoiding as much eye contact with their parents as possible. When they were gone, Stewart just glanced at Marge and raised an eyebrow. Marge just scowled at him. She thought he was just too strict. Stewart, averting his gaze from his wife's scowling face, went on to finish the task at hand. He still wasn't sure if it was a good idea to entertain their children's fantasies. They might end up mixing it up with reality, and If that happens, they might all be in trouble
*Meanwhile*
The figure had seen enough. He got up from his hiding spot amongst the bushes and retracted his spy glass. He headed to towards the horse he left tied at a nearby tree. Mounting the horse, he placed the spy glass inside a satchel with the Lost emblem embroidered on it. He then rode off towards the Lost base
Additional Information 1 "Poopy and Ripper's details!!!" by FireblazerSpoiler
Poopy: Wears unecessarily big goggles and always smiles widely. He slouches a lot and has really messy hair, but it's not too long. In early 20's.
Black hair, eyes always covered.
Ripper: Wears a scarf a cape and an utility belt in which he keeps various gadgets (most of which are completely useless) he usually has a mischevious smirk on his face. In early 20's as well.
Purple hair, Green eyes.
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