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Chapter 1
(A woman is walking down a street, it is very late. A man sees her and follows her. She gets cautious and walks faster, but she is cut off by another man who is a friend of the first guy, they corner her and grapple her, making her unable to move her arms or legs, she cannot escape)
Man 1: (Grin) what’s a pretty girl like you doing out this late? You could’ve been kidnapped. That’s why we are here, we’re gonna protect you and make you feel good while we wait for sunrise
Man 2: Holy crap man! This is awesome! I never thought that I’d get to do this with such a hottie. Do me a favour and say “Aaah” for me, I’ve got a surprise for ya! (Evil laugh)
Unknown: What are you? A dentist?!
(The men, out of surprise, jump backwards and start looking around)
Man 1: Where are you, coward?! Come out so I can remodel your face!
(A shadowed figure appears behind Man 1)
Unknown: Two guys against one girl… and I’m the coward
(Man 1 turns around but the figure disappears)
Man 2: Hey! Where is he?!
Man 1: What are you asking me for?! I can’t see *censored* either!
Unknown: Peekabo!
(Man 1 looks down, the figure is there. The figure uppercuts the man then disappears again)
Man 2: DAMN IT!? WHERE THE *censored* ARE YOU?!
(The man blinks, when his eyes re-open, the figure is right in front of him)
Unknown: You need your eyes tested? Because you didn’t see anything… (Murderous tone) Right?
(The man is filled with fear… he runs away. The figure unties the girl and walks a little away. The girl gets up)
Girl: WAIT!!!
(The figure stops)
Girl: Don’t I get to thank you?
Figure: Sorry ma’am, but I don’t do this for that. I save people because…
(The figure turns, he is wearing a mask but the girl instantly recognises him, he is the local hero… Kuroda)
Kuroda: It’s my duty (Smile)
(Kuroda disappears. The girl is in awe, she is able to get back home safely, but just to be safe, Kuroda watches her until she gets to her house from above)
Kuroda: I wonder if that line works well with the ladies… it’s the first time I’ve ever said it before. Maybe I should have seen if she would offer me a kiss for the trouble… wait, what the hell am I thinking, she was almost raped I doubt she wants to do something like that
(Camera goes into Kuroda’s brain. Kuroda has a split personality, his Kuro side and his Tenshi side… they act as an evil side and good side, the personalities are prone to arguments because they are polar opposites but they never have violent fights… well, no one is ever hurt. In fact the different sides are pretty good friends)
Kuro: Whaaat?? It’s not like we would’ve been asking her to jump in a bed with us… it’s only a kiss
Tenshi: Are you forgetting what that book said about girls? They are very delicate, so after such a traumatic experience she probably just wants to go home and sleep… poor girl, I don’t blame her
Kuro: Poor girl? Poor us!!! We have never even been in a long conversation with a girl our age, don’t you think it’s time to attempt to get a girlfriend?!
Tenshi: Whaddya mean attempt?! We’ve been trying for years, but ol’ “I just wanna be a normal student” up there, our success rate has hit rock bottom
Kuroda: (Chibi) WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP!? It’s not like we don’t have a chance…
Kuro: We’re doomed
Kuroda: KORA!!!! (Hey!!!) >///<
Narrator (Kuroda’s thoughts): Hi! Well… as you probably gathered, I’m a superhero, I go by the name of Kuroda… it sounds cool and it also rhymes with my real name. When I was born, I found out that my father was an arch angel, and my mother was one of the 9 demon saints of hell, they loved each other very much, so much so that they sealed themselves into human forms and lived here on earth. They gave birth to me, but then they had to leave, demons and angels can’t be away from their real homes for too long otherwise they’ll be killed by their kin… and that’s what happened to ‘em. But, luckily for me, they left me a gift in their DNA that transferred to me… the powers of a demon over lord and a high priest of heavens golden gates. Ever since I was young, I’ve lived on my own, so teaching myself to control my powers was forgotten as learning to read, write and cook became my priorities. But for some reason, these two little guys appeared and helped me tame my power. They are Kuro of hells dawn and Tenshi of the life elixir. They’re cute aren’t they? (Smile) They are chibi forms of me so I just class them as younger brothers. I was never really alone with these guys being with me… and when I felt really depressed, they’d always make me feel better. They’re the reason I’m still alive to this day
Kuro: Hey… you do know that we are hearing all of this don’t you
Tenshi: Wow, how embarrassing
Narration: The only problem is that I never have any secrets (T-T)
(Time skip. Kuroda arrives at the local police station. He walks in with the two men from before)
Officer: K-Kuroda! (The officer is female)
Kuroda: That would be me (Smile). Can you lock these two up for me, they won’t need prosecuting, and a day in jail will probably be enough. I’ll fill in the report on them
Officer: B-but don’t you need their personal details?
Kuroda: Waaaaaay ahead of ya! (Kuroda has the licence of both men)
Officer: I see… but isn’t profiling them the job of the sergeant with the help of the witness?
Kuroda: I was a witness, and witness’ can fill in the gaps that a sergeant can’t on their own… so it’s perfectly fine for me to do it
Officer: Ah, I guess I need to read up on the rules of this city more
Kuroda: I wouldn’t worry about it, our law has changed to make it easier for me to get around and help people when they are in need… it’s a little strange but the crime rate has dropped drastically because of it
Officer: I’m not sure about that, the crime rate has dropped all thanks to you
Kuroda: (Blush) …
Lieutenant: having fun are we Kuroda?
(Kuroda notices the lieutenant)
Kuroda: Lieutenant… how are you sir?
Lieutenant: Better now that there are two less criminals on our streets… good job
Kuroda: Thank you, sir!
Lieutenant: Miss Hinamori, show Kuroda to his room
Officer (Hinamori): Yes sir! Come with me Mr Kuroda.
Kuroda: Sure, see you later Lieutenant
(Kuroda follows Hinamori. They are upstairs, they stop at a door)
Hinamori: Here we are
Kuro: Holy Hell!! There is a girl with us… why is this so exhilarating!?
Tenshi: Just because she can’t hear us doesn’t mean you have to shout
Kuro: But, this situation is soooooooo…
Tenshi: exhilarating?
Kuro: That too
Tenshi: (Facepalm) Idiot
Hinamori: Is there any way I can be of service?
Tenshi & Kuro: TOO HOT!!!!!
Kuroda: ummm… well it’s my first time in a place like this, I normally sleep on the roof, so I don’t know where everything is, could you help me?
Hinamori: s-sure
(Kuroda opens the door, the room is huge, it has 4 rooms that are all the size of a huge hotel room… the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom and living room)
Kuroda: Wow! This room is awesome!!!
Hinamori: This room would normally cost £500,000 per night, but because of your service to the city, it’s free of charge. The first room is the living room, you have a computer, Italian furniture, a tv, radio and a wooden table carved by one of the greatest designers in the world. The bathroom is made of marble, the bath holds 3 people. The bedroom is simple, all that is in there is the king size bed, but you don’t have to worry, you’ll definitely be able to sleep in there
Kuro: With you here we don’t exactly want to sleep
(Everyone hears this)
Hinamori: ….
Kuroda: KURO, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Sorry, Hinamori…
Hinamori: who is Kuro? (still blushing)
Kuroda: …well, I do owe you at least that for your troubles. There are two other voices in my mind, they are Kuro and Tenshi. They are my darkness and my kindness
Hinamori: Really?! What do they look like?? Can I see them?!
Kuroda: Sorry, but no one other than me is able to see them. But you can probably imagine what they look like… imagine me
Hinamori: Ok…
Kuroda: In chibi form!
Hinamori: …
Kuroda: Kuro wears a red suit, he has black hair. Tenshi has a white suit and has blue hair… they are the exact opposite but I see them as my brothers
Hinamori: Chibi?
Kuroda: Yeah…
Hinamori: …Kawaii (Blush)
-SILENCE-
Kuro: EHHH?!
Tenshi: …I’m, in love…
Kuroda: (Laugh)
(Time skip. Hinamori has told Kuroda where everything, they have even talked about more personal matters… it went on for a good 2 hours)
Hinamori: This was fun, I never imagined that I’d get to be friends with the famous Kuroda… you wanna do this again?
Kuroda: Sure!
Hinamori: Good! I look forward to it, I gotta go, I bet my roommate is worried about me
-SILENCE-
Kuro: (Hinamori can’t hear them) We can’t just leave it like that can we?
Tenshi: Like what?
Kuro: Well, friend zoned (called a friend when you want to be more)
Tenshi: Relax, he ain’t experienced with girls, he doesn’t know how to talk to them. But right now, he is determined
(Kuroda grabs Hinamori’s sleeve)
Hinamori: Kuroda? Is there something wrong?
Kuroda: Want to know who I really am?
Hinamori: …eh?
Kuroda: Well? What do you say?
Hinamori: Why would you let me see who you are?
Kuroda: Because… I want to be more than friends
Hinamori: w-WHA???!!!! (Chibi blush)
Kuroda: After just talking to you for 2 hours… I’ve been captured, I’ve never felt like this before. If I’m with you then I feel like I don’t need this mask to feel so powerful
Hinamori: Wait… will I even know who you are without your mask?
-SILENCE-
Kuroda: Good point
Kuro: Wow, that’s our scholar for ya
Kuroda: Then I guess I’ll just have to tell you my name as well
Tenshi: are you sure this is a good idea?
Kuroda: Do you guys trust me enough?
Kuro: …I guess we do… but remember the last time this happens, if this turns out like then, don’t say we didn’t warn you
Kuroda: (To Hinamori) It’s really sudden, I know… but I’ve never felt this way before, and it seems weird to say that these 2 hours have been enough for me to like you this way, but they really have… so stay with me! (Takes off his mask)