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Author Topic: Senior citizens test  (Read 1180 times)

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Offline Itachi067

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Senior citizens test
« on: May 27, 2008, 12:23:15 AM »
>This test is good for ninjas and people etc to see if your slipping...
> Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or
> not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made
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> OK, relax, clear your mind, and no pressure so begin
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> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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> Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do
> something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to
> Question 2.
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> 2 Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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> Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't Attempt the
> next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat.
> Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto
> World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.
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> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is
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> black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
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> If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
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> 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet
> over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
> divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight,
> TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
> also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
> engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in
> the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany .
> Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no
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> Answer: You don't bury survivors.
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> If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If
> you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.
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> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from
> London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus;
> InReading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon
> , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and
> 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get
> on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
> Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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> Answer: Oh, come on people dont tell me you missed this one
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> Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
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> Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better
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> PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions because there not ninjas
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no cheating start at the top... thanks


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