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Rules of Mangaraiders
« on: March 01, 2010, 06:30:39 PM »
So i got bored and decided to make an altered version of the rules of the internet for mangaraiders. its just for fun so dont take it too seriously k people?

Rules of Manga Raiders

01. Do not talk about Mortal Combat
02. Do NOT talk about Mortal Combat
03. We are Raider
04. Raider is legion
05. Raider only forgives if bribed
06. Raider can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
07. Raider is STILL able to deliver
08. There are some rules able posting
09. There are no real no rules about moderation though. But Hasith will ban us if we go power crazy
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DONT!
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else [Last Edit - 03-01-2010]
14. Don't argue with the manga haters. It means they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportion, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it. The stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypaste is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypaste is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated. At least until one of the mods find it
27. If you ever question sexual preference without any real reason you will be questioned in return
28. Always question a persons gender - just in case it really is a man
29. This forum actually has girls and we're still to catch an FBI agent
30. ECCHI OR GTFO - the choice is yours
31. You must have pictures to prove your statements
32. Lurk more - it's never enough
33.
34. There is hentai of it. No Exceptions
34-1. If hentai of something cannot be found, Tim will take credit for drawing it.
35. The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34
36. Raider only forgives if BRIBED
37. Seriously there ARE girls here
38. A cat girl is fine too
39. One cat girl leads to another
40. Another cat girl leads to a wolf girl
41. No matter what it is, it is someones fetish. No Exceptions
42. It is delicious cake. You must eat it
43. It is a delicious trap. You must hit it
44. Mortal Combat sucks today
45. Ecchi goes in here http://www.ecchiworld.com/
46. They will not bring back snacks
47. You will never have sex with an anime character. Deal with it
48. ????
49. Profit
50. It needs more Desu. No Exceptions
51. There will always be more messed up sh*t than what you just saw
52. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
53. No real creative limits apply here - not even the sky
54. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. IT ALSO CAN MEAN DOODLE'S FREAKING OUT ON MSN
55. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
56. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Naruto jokes
56.5. F*ck Tim (somebody needed to say it)
57. Nothing is sacred
58. The more beautiful and pure a thing is the more satisfying it is to expose it to Kite
59. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo. If you're afraid to cross that line you're screwed here
60. When one sees a shinigami, one must get into the car
61. There is always furry hentai of it. (sadly)
62. The pool is always closed
63. There's always a female version of a male character. No Exceptions
64. It's been cracked, pirated, and streamed to many of your favorite sites. No Exceptions
65. It needs more pumpkin. No Exceptions
66. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost
66-1. You must never try to resurrect the dead
67. No inspiration? Nianiania is the ultimate answer
68. I know it hurts but Duo Maxwell isn't real
69. If one doesn't understand a drawing the others soon will
79-1. If one still doesn't understand a drawing just add an "abstract" section
70. "dcups" isn't a great username
71. A drawing's quality isn't proportionnal to the breast size
72. An anime's or manga's quality isn't proportionnal to the microscopic size of the girls miniskirts
73. Manga haters will be questioned, then beheaded
74. Raider returns DVD's a day late without paying a fee
75. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. The mods however will still kick you out if they disagree with you
76. One should cover their mouth when coughing, for if you leave DNA behind the FBI will be able to find you
77. You're playing with the big boys now
78. Desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesu
79. There are no more rules after this rule...
80. ...We lied to you
81. Our god is hotter than your god
82. Your party will have at least one noob. If you cannot tell who, then it's you
83. The MR Anthology is a serious project done by serious people... seriously it is! it just doesn't seem like it 99% of the time
84. Starting a sentence with "hai guise" or following one with "amidoinitrite?" most likely means or are not doing it right
85. Drinking rum straight from the bottle does not make you a pirate. It makes you a sh*t faced idiot
86. Being a sh*t faced idiot does not mean you have to drink rum
87. So stop being a sh*t faced idiot
88. If you love it, it will be licensed and dubbed with voice-actors who don't fit the character at all
89. The 89th rule is the MOST IMPORTANT: this rule sucks
90. But that doesn't mean you can ignore all the other rules
91. Obvious troll is obvious. If not, succesful troll is successful
92. No matter how how popular a guy gets being perverted means being perverted
93. None of the rules end in periods
94. Yet notice how they all have one in front
95. Never hurt a loli
96. There is also tentacle rape hentai of it. No exceptions
94. We are Raider. That however does not guarantee our victory
95. Just because victory isn't always possible doesnt mean we wont take you with us
96. Kill the above poster
97. Spam ninjas are real
98. And they're coming to get you Barbara
99. If you don't know who Izumi Konata is, get out now before the lynch mobs find you
100. When we say watch it you say yes sir and hope we don't hurt you first
101. Quite the list isn't it
102. For the love of God learn how to pronounce the word "manga" correctly
103. Raider will not buy you booze. We will however take the money and run
104. Female raiders do no approve of underage drinking. Just a heads up ^^
105. All male raiders are for it though
106. Raiders must have with their own materials. This isnt elementary school, bring your own pencils
107. When one sees several Santas, one must get into the car
108. Santa is NOT a pagan god. If he's green, it might be he is sick from his flight. Or he's the grinch. Either way, he's most likely ill tempered. Therefore, refer to rule 107
109. Some of our members have some sort of conspiracy about Santa. We would like to inform you that they have been sacked
110. Sorry, they seemed to have slipped through the system. We would like to inform you that the people responsible for sacking the formers have been sacked
111. Puns are only funny some of the time
112. My sister was bit by a moose once
113. We Raiders follow the rule of Hinamizawa: If one rock is at thrown at us, we will throw two back. If two rocks are thown, we will throw four back
114. Only they won't be rocks
116. All raiders are to achieve the badass level of Spike Speigel, or they shall be sacked
117. If you exist, there will be demotivators of you. No exceptions
118. The majority of posts will be made when you are offline. No exceptions
119. The rules of MR. Read them, know them, understand them. No exceptions
120. If Coryn shows you up, just blame it on his awesomeness
121. Nothing is impossible
122. But that doesn't mean you are capable of it
123. Who the hell do you think we are
124. When in doubt make her hotter
125. Captain Falcon lives forever
126. You never know what will inspire what
127. No one gets to be God in Mortal Combat
128. Our admins could kick your admins' asses 
129. Raider doesn't have to obey gravity
130. Periods of absence are no excuse for not knowing the rules
131. Raider makes references no one gets, and gets away with it
132. What pumpkin
133. Raider is always culturally sensitive
134. It is also an excellent host
135. Raider does not cry often, but when it does its tears are made out of pure awesome
136. "Your mom!" Is not a good comeback
137. Your face
138. SHUT UP
139. Raider will not ask twice
140. Coryn lies
141. Our Banhammer is bigger than your Banhammer
142. Once a Raider, always a Raider. Unless we throw you out in disgrace first
143. Everything sounds better with headphones
144. If at first you don't succeed, plot vengeance
145. If you ever find yourself upon an oddly named train and two groups of men in suits of conflicted color board directly after you; Keep calm and carry on
146. Though shalt read the MR canon stories
147. Lego lies too
148. When a Raider comes close to death their power level multiplies 10 fold
149. If you flame, the mods reserve the right to edit your post to make you look like a pedophile
150. Senior Raiders need not take sh*t from n00bs
151. The Rules also apply in the Skype chat. Except sometimes they don't
152. Mangadude cannot spell, and politely asks you to "dill with it"
153. If you don't have any ideas for a new rule, THEN DON'T TRY TO MAKE ONE
154. All bow to me, Yuuki Akashi *maniacal laughing*
155. Never let your ego get to you <.<
156. Suddenly, topic gets derailed
157. All raiders must observe the five day review period when posting new rules
158. Don't propose rules that you don't intend to be taken seriously as additions
159. All ye remember the 4th of July! When the raiding first begun
160. Remember Mortal Combat, and keep it holy, for it was good
161. Their is only one mangadude all others are manga clones
162. MangaRaiders is and will always be your family
163. If you disown us that just means you have been thrown out
164. Don't argue with the Admins, you can't win
165. Every Raider, no matter how short their stay, no matter how much they contributed or who they connected with, will forever be missed
167. You don't get to choose your own nickname
168. Thou shalt not ship the mods
169. All Raiders are just waiting for their senpai to notice them
170. No matter how old you're topics are someone will find them
171. Fro will usually find them first though
172. Should a zombie apocalypse occur, blame Fro first
« Last Edit: June 25, 2018, 08:09:56 PM by Coryn »

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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2010, 06:46:08 PM »
you were more than a little bored
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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2010, 06:56:05 PM »
i like to think it was just converting my productive capacity into something more entertaining than calculus. since i spent my whole weekend doing that.

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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2010, 06:59:28 PM »
That Ecchiworld is new to me, and it doesn't seem all that active. You know, this is the same thing Sumi would do.
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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2010, 07:16:25 PM »
well the activity used to be better but then some stuff happened and we had to start all over. then there was this massive spammer attack to the point you couldnt navigate the site... at anyrate if your into the stuff join away.

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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2010, 07:21:24 PM »
Right, you know what, I'll leave joining that kind of stuff to Kite.
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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2010, 02:49:32 PM »
That Ecchiworld is new to me, and it doesn't seem all that active. You know, this is the same thing Sumi would do.
<.< Sorry  :laughing11:

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post

56. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Naruto jokes - What Naruto jokes?
31. You must have pictures to prove your statements

14. Don't argue with the manga haters. It means they win. - Mwhahaha Not true xD

41. No matter what it is, it is someones fetish. No Exceptions - Amen

58. The more beautiful and pure a thing is the more satisfying it is to expose it to Kite - equal loli  :laughing11:

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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2010, 03:11:06 PM »
SO TRUE. BUT SERIOUSLY, NICE RULES CORYN!

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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2010, 03:13:44 PM »
THANKS DOODLE!

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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2010, 03:15:05 PM »
XD

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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2010, 06:58:40 PM »
Haha, now I have two sets of rules to memorize...
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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2010, 08:14:05 PM »
YAY! i have won

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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2010, 03:51:56 PM »
Some rules of mine:
58. No inspiration? Nianiania is the ultimate answer.
59. No, No, I know it hurts but Duo Maxwell isn't real.
60. No idea what that new drawing is about? Let others figure it out for you!
61. Still no idea about what this drawing represents? Add an abstract art section in forum!
62. No, "dcups" isn't a great member's name idea.
63. No, a drawing quality isn't proportionnal to the girl boobs size.
64. No, no, no, an anime manga quality isn't proportionnal to the miniskirt microscopic size.

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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2010, 04:04:44 PM »
61. Still no idea about what this drawing represents? Add an abstract art section in forum!
62. No, "dcups" isn't a great member's name idea.
63. No, a drawing quality isn't proportionnal to the girl boobs size.
64. No, no, no, an anime manga quality isn't proportionnal to the miniskirt microscopic size.
61. Is that a hint, Cory?  :tongue:
62. No, "bcups" is a lot better
63. Nope, that's why we have something called loli
64. 'Else hentai would be drawn by gods  :tongue:

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Re: Rules of Mangaraiders
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2010, 04:46:11 PM »
61: inspired mostly by my teacher experience lol