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Offline GreenBeverage

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First World Problems
« on: October 18, 2017, 04:17:42 PM »
Going on today’s trend of trivial matters...

That feel when you want to use the toilet but the bathroom is locked and someone just got in the bath


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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2017, 04:31:24 PM »
I don't know. That one seems pretty universal.

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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2017, 04:31:55 PM »
When you're contemplating whether it's faster to cook frozen pizza or wait for the pizza delivery:


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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2017, 04:41:03 PM »
I don't know. That one seems pretty universal.

...when both bathrooms in the house are occupied?  :hmm:

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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2017, 04:48:46 PM »
Off-topice: Green, are you hiding your user name? :hmm:

When both sisters are using both bathrooms and both say, "I'll be a 'minute'";


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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2017, 04:53:43 PM »
...when both bathrooms in the house are occupied?  :hmm:

How about when you only have one bathroom in your house...  :push:

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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2017, 04:59:05 PM »
Vio- Yes! I am now the phantom green!  :ninja:
...actually that makes me sound like an unpredictable fungus  :glare:

When you run out of sweet potatoes and have to use normal high-carb potatoes


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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2017, 09:18:02 AM »
When you order a sausage breakfast sandwich at Tims but get a bacon one. You don't want to go up and say your order is wrong and look like a jerk so you sit there fantasizing about having a sausage one when you are left with a lacking bacon one.


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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2017, 04:55:34 AM »
When you order a sausage breakfast sandwich at Tims but get a bacon one. You don't want to go up and say your order is wrong and look like a jerk so you sit there fantasizing about having a sausage one when you are left with a lacking bacon one.



And then they give you no ketchup...


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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2017, 01:17:18 PM »
When you go to a restaurant and they have Coke, not Pepsi;


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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2017, 02:22:04 PM »
First off plus rep to Vio as a fellow Pepsi fan.  :clapping:

When you're at the grocery store and there is that mother (typically with more than one child) who is just completely ignoring when one of them is screaming and crying like they've just had a leg sawed off with a rusty spoon.



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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2017, 02:26:40 PM »
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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2017, 04:17:30 PM »
When you need AAA batteries, but you only have AA batteries;


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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2017, 04:25:34 PM »
When you go to a restaurant and they have Coke, not Pepsi;

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Re: First World Problems
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2017, 04:43:23 PM »
When you go to a restaurant and they have Coke, not Pepsi;

Hello to the only person in the world who has ever said this.

Coke lover?



When you can't get the temperature just right when microwaving yesterday's chicken drumstick;