November is Upon Us, God Have Mercy On Our Hell-Bound Souls

[OhGodHelpMe]

"Hey! Look who came out of their cave! Join us, anon!"



*INTENSE GREGORIAN CHANTING*

The PTSD will never go away. The faces of family members I never wanted to see, the bland taste of slightly overdone Turkey, the torture of mentally flagellating conversations about nothing and stories about things and banal events that are less than nothing.

Can you hear it? That's the agonizing, melancholy polyphony of millions of introverted souls crying out in ungodly amounts of pain that you could ever only understand if Satan himself kicked you in the throat. That's the silent soldiers of this earth screaming as barrages of festive artillery and Eggnog Gas kill their comrades and soften their position.

'Nam ain't got nothing on this.

We're all gonna die here.

Alone, our stomachs full of turkey during the day, and our entire bottles of sleeping pills in the night. Prepare your souls to meet God, if he still even cares for the human race at this point.

I for one, am certain he has abandoned us all.

[Carshald]

God bless that i reside in a country with no such holiday! HURRAY FOR ME!

[Manimal]

Thanksgiving already happened last month tho. 

[Coryn]

Well, I for one enjoy the holiday (granted, I do so by staying far away from one half of the family)

My advice: white wine pairs well with poultry and fish

[Carshald]

I for one hate holidays XD.. But that's the burden that comes with growing up in a family, where when someone opens their mouth it makes you want to find the sharpest silverware and stab yourself in the eyesocket so hard the pain makes you faint. Lol looking back at it now i realize my relatives were complete idiots and *censor*holes XD

[Crystal (BobbyjoeX)]

nah, had this last month, celebrate the bounty we received from the harvest and the hunt and not what you guys celebrate it for

 spent it at home, my mother and i ate turkey sammiches for days cause well *censored*, my mom's older sister some what hates her and refuses to invite her to thanksgiving dinner (invites my siblings but not me cause she knows i will bitch and complain about her not being there) and my dads family doesnt do *censored* all, so i made her a thanks giving by cooking the turkey and cussing out my aunt but being vague about it on facebook

[Robin Rain]

Well I get a week long break from school for Thanksgiving before the last week of class and then finals week. Then I'm free for a month. 

And then I'm trapped until Easter...