I must admit, i got caught up with making this too good. I forgot to have fun. It won't happen again. Next time i'll do my turn within days. I stake my green alien cat honor on it.
Anyways, i decided to write in TV Script form. I really, really wish i got to draw this as a comic or animate it. And to make it up to you guys perhaps i'll sing the song hehe.
Hope you like.
LEGOMAESTRO
Awesome? I think not.
EXT. The top of a skyscraper. All of them are suddenly in superhero get ups. The colorful, cape sporting, latex glove bearing, coloured visor kind of superheroes.
CORYN SKEN is in a white and gold theme. A small cape, with a suddenly distinctive old-school bijishounen look, golden hair flying. He wears kamina-esque glasses.
LEGOMAESTRO wears a black and blue theme, two wireless headphone-esque gizmos attached to his ears, the hub of the phones extending backwards over his head with triangular projections .
TAKA wears a billowing cloak, with a completely white theme and a hawk pendant holding the cloak together. He wore a white eagle helmet, and his stern eyes peeked from under the shadow of the beak.
MANGADUDE is dressed in ninja-like clothing. A black bandana, wild spiky hair and googles. He wears latex gloves and rubber golashes, with a utility belt and a golden buckle that shouted “CHA!”
MINORIN Was in a dark purple latest outfit. She had an eye mask, her hair tied in a long pony tail, and two floppy sneakers. She held a chain-whip broad axe with one hand, and the collars of her tight top were elongated, cupping her cheeks.
Before they had the time to notice this, an energetic, action packed tune picked up. Subtitles were scrolling downwards in front of them, with a dancing glittering finger bouncing on words and highlighting the parts being sung.
OP THEME SONG (Male Voice, Young, Serious.)
Here they come flying proud, nananana nanana
MANGADUDE
What’s that?
LEGOMAESTRO (Looking downwards at the words)
Are those… lyrics?
THEME SONG
Mangaraiders coming to town, nanananana, nanananana. They walk on air and flame and sound! They fly up down everywhere-and-around, they make some noise they make us proud it’s MANGARAIDERS COMING-TO-TOWN!
MINORIN
Sounds like a theme song.
LEGOMAESTRO
Okay, i think i've seen everything now.
LEGOMAESTRO Stalks off towards the machine. But he is stopped for a moment because the camera zooms in on him. Without his volition, he finds himself making an action pose, looking over his shoulder, hands held out in front of him and his legs twisted one in front of the other.
LEGOMESTRO
What the hell?
THEME SONG LYRICS
Watch out for Lego the dark cat! He’s dressed in black and he likes to scratch!
LEGO suddenly turns into his alien green cat form and scratches at the screen. You flinch because it seems so real.
LEGOMAESTRO
The hell!? I can’t control myself! Someone use the machine and get us out of here!
The theme song and camera focused on MANGADUDE. He makes a ninja jutsu symbol with his hands and starts running. The camera rotates around him as the song continues.
THEME SONG
Mangadude the crazy guy, Chachachacha-chachachacha. He knows how to run he knows how to fly!
MANGADUDE flies, quite happy that he is doing so.
MANGADUDE
CHA! YAHOO - OH CRAP
He screams in horror as he falls off the building. Suddenly, Taka yells out, clearly being controlled by whatever madness that had engulfed this universe. He leaps off the building heroic like, suddenly in slow motion as he's wide cloak billows around him.
TAKAHASHI (His face not matching the words he speaks, still being controlled.)
I will rescue you!
THEME SONG
Takahashi hawk of the light, he flies like a bird and is er... very light!
LEGOMAESTRO Facepalmed.
LEGOMAESTRO
It's as if the damn thing was written on the fly
TAKAHASHI heroically saves the falling MANGADUDE. Holding him over his shoulder in a fire man lift and swinging from building to building on a thin energy thread. But he is suddenly confronted by A RANDOM MECHA ROBOT.
TAKASHI (Covering his face, bracing for impact.)
SOMEONE PRESS THE BUTTON!
As LEGOMAESTRO and CORYN rush towards the button (CORYN is smiling whilst doing so.) the camera zooms in on MINORIN, who hoists her chain broadsword axe for the camera.
MINORIN (sighs)
Looks like it’s me next.
Electric guitars pick up for the next piece of the song.
THEME SONG
Minorin the vengeful sentinel, she sends all foes to the road of hell.
LEGOMAESTRO (looks over his shoulder sourly.)
What? Why does she get to have heavy metal guitars in her intro?
MINORIN swings her axe, and it extends, smashing through THE MECH. MORE MECHAS appear, towering over the skyscrapers and surrounding everyone.
The theme song changes.
It begins breaking down to it's bare instruments. Only guitars and a steady single-drum tempo.
The camera focuses on CORYN, who grins and stands still as THE MECHS rush in on all of them. He holds out his hands to his sides as THE MECHS get closer...
THEME SONG
AND CORYN SKEN SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF!!!!!
The guitar music swells exponentially, and Coryn let loose nuclear blasts of light from his hands, obliterating THE MECHS.
LEGOMAESTRO (scoffs)
Of course.
And suddenly the camera switches between everyone frantically.
They are all suddenly rushing and slicing random weapons. Explosions all around them, flares of light, clouds of dust and awesome carnage.
And the guitars calm down, strumming in a repetitive tune that slowly swells and swells
THEME SONG (Solo singing voice)
It’s mangaraiders on a mission it’s mangaraiders on a mission
It’s MangaRaiders On A Mission It’s MangaRaiders On A Mission
(Vocal backups kick in. Saprano, Alto, Bass)
IT’S MANGARAIDERS ON A MISSION, IT’S MANGARAIDERS ON A MISSION
And the guitars are going crazy
THEME SONG (Full backup vocals, including the raiders themselves)
IT’S MANGARAIDERS ON A MISSION! IT’S MANGARAIDERS ON A MISSION!
IT’S MANGARAIDERS ON A MISSION!
EVERYTHING and EVERYONE STOPS.
In their mad destructive rush, everything is in exstremely slow motion: TWISTED MECHS in the throes of destruction float through the air, debris in the form of glass and stone clouds the air, energy flares slowly unfurl, capes and hair lazily flies free and cinematically...
... and through a 5 way split screen, displaying LEGOMAESTRO, TAKAHASHI, MANGADUDE, CORYN SKEN and MINORIN, THE RAIDERS FINISH THE WORDS TO THE THEME SONG IN A PERFECT SCREAMO VOICE.
ALL
IT’S MANGARAIDERS AND WE ARE LEGION!!!!
And time goes back to normal.
Everything moves again, slices connect, MECHS fall, explosions erupt, people fly and bounce off walls and do crazy awesome epic stuff.
Light and sound and action and the guitars are epic…
… And LEGOMAESTRO finally presses the red button on the machine, and they were all sucked into a vortex.
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